Short Answer: The Easter Bunny travels by hopping on a magical π° carrot-powered jetpack! π
Explanation: Instead of relying on traditional modes of transportation, like cars or planes, the Easter Bunny takes advantage of a whimsical jetpack fueled by magical carrots. This allows the bunny to zip through the sky, delivering Easter goodies to children all around the world with speed, style, and a touch of magic! π₯β¨
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 9, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2017
π This joke just made my day!
Zawadi (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 30, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on November 16, 2016
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Rukia (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Abdullah (Guest) on October 23, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Wande (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016
π Rolling on the floor!
Yahya (Guest) on October 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 4, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Safiya (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Mwanais (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Mhina (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Mohamed (Guest) on August 26, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Furaha (Guest) on August 19, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Raha (Guest) on July 28, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Nuru (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Khalifa (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Chum (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 8, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Jamila (Guest) on June 17, 2016
π Iβm dying over here!
John Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 24, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Leila (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Majid (Guest) on May 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 22, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Ndoto (Guest) on April 13, 2016
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Bahati (Guest) on April 7, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ