James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Yahya (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Sumaya (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Shani (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jamila (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 4, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Baridi (Guest) on November 21, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Amir (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hamida (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Salma (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mashaka (Guest) on September 10, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 9, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 6, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Nuru (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Azima (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sultan (Guest) on July 17, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Bahati (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sekela (Guest) on May 15, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 10, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 6, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 14, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Daudi (Guest) on March 10, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on February 19, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

James Kimani (Guest) on February 5, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 17, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shamim (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Muslima (Guest) on January 14, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 1, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Aziza (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸