Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 21, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Abubakar (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Husna (Guest) on October 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Zakaria (Guest) on October 23, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 19, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Bakari (Guest) on October 19, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mgeni (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Zuhura (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Tambwe (Guest) on July 13, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Josephine (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Juma (Guest) on June 22, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Kahina (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mchuma (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Faiza (Guest) on May 18, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 23, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Hawa (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Ndoto (Guest) on February 27, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mazrui (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!