Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Khalifa (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Rabia (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Fatuma (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 7, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 7, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 23, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Yusuf (Guest) on October 22, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 18, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 7, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Ali (Guest) on October 6, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Chiku (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 17, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Fatuma (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 26, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Wande (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Amani (Guest) on July 30, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rabia (Guest) on July 24, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jamila (Guest) on July 21, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mazrui (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Nassar (Guest) on July 12, 2017

😄 You got me!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Arifa (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Issa (Guest) on May 24, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Omar (Guest) on May 8, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 11, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on April 4, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 15, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Rabia (Guest) on March 9, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mashaka (Guest) on March 5, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Husna (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 24, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Raha (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

John Kamande (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️