Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Chiku (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 5, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 5, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 24, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Selemani (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nassar (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 15, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 5, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Latifa (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 30, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 27, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Kiza (Guest) on October 29, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rabia (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mgeni (Guest) on October 5, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 4, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 7, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Zubeida (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 25, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khalifa (Guest) on August 10, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Amir (Guest) on July 17, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Zainab (Guest) on June 4, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Baraka (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mhina (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Yusuf (Guest) on May 5, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Issack (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 18, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Shukuru (Guest) on April 10, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 20, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 1, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Abubakar (Guest) on February 13, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 27, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 23, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Yusuf (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Makame (Guest) on January 11, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴