Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Kheri (Guest) on February 6, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Shukuru (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 19, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Jamila (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nasra (Guest) on January 8, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rahma (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Sarafina (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 24, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Hekima (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Masika (Guest) on September 14, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 9, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kheri (Guest) on September 1, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Josephine (Guest) on August 7, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 30, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zulekha (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 7, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

James Kimani (Guest) on June 21, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Zubeida (Guest) on June 17, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 6, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sekela (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Biashara (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 13, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 17, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Shabani (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 11, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 9, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 9, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Nahida (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 28, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Sumaya (Guest) on December 26, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Hawa (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤