Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Chum (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on December 25, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 22, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Masika (Guest) on October 16, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Saidi (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on September 21, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Kazija (Guest) on September 4, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Sharifa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Omari (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ndoto (Guest) on June 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 27, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Faiza (Guest) on May 13, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Athumani (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Umi (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 31, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Khamis (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ