Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 2, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 24, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Maneno (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Kheri (Guest) on January 19, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 7, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 6, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nchi (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 2, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 2, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Abdullah (Guest) on December 12, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 11, 2018
😅 I needed that!
Faiza (Guest) on December 9, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
James Mduma (Guest) on December 5, 2018
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Mhina (Guest) on November 27, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 23, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hekima (Guest) on November 14, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Kahina (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
Kiza (Guest) on September 18, 2018
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 15, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Farida (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 6, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Khamis (Guest) on August 31, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Binti (Guest) on August 26, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Kheri (Guest) on August 17, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Jabir (Guest) on August 3, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Maimuna (Guest) on August 1, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Jaffar (Guest) on July 24, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mgeni (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Issack (Guest) on June 23, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 22, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Farida (Guest) on June 17, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Jafari (Guest) on June 13, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 7, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Amani (Guest) on June 5, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rukia (Guest) on June 4, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
Juma (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 15, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Maneno (Guest) on May 11, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 10, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉