Which is faster, heat or cold?

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Jamila (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Fadhili (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Faiza (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Salima (Guest) on January 9, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mazrui (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nyota (Guest) on December 13, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 7, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nashon (Guest) on November 20, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 19, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 18, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Azima (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mohamed (Guest) on October 27, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Selemani (Guest) on September 28, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 26, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Rahim (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Maulid (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 23, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Fadhila (Guest) on August 20, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Muslima (Guest) on August 11, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Amir (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abdullah (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chum (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Baridi (Guest) on July 16, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Zakia (Guest) on July 12, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rashid (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😁 This is gold!

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Zubeida (Guest) on June 16, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Zubeida (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 21, 2018

😄 You got me!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 8, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 24, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Makame (Guest) on April 15, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻