Short Answer: The witch had to go to the Broom Correction Center! 🧹😂
Explanation: When the witch misbehaved, she had to face the consequences and visit the Broom Correction Center. This whimsical place was designed specifically for witches who needed a little reminder to behave themselves. With brooms lined up for correction and mischievous spells being replaced with good deeds, it was a hilarious way to keep witches in line and ensure they used their magic for positive purposes. So, if the witch was up to no good, off she went to the Broom Correction Center to set things straight! 🪄✨
Hassan (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Zakia (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 5, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 15, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 8, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 8, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Amir (Guest) on January 6, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Shukuru (Guest) on January 6, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Khatib (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 24, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Kazija (Guest) on December 15, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 6, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Athumani (Guest) on November 28, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 18, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
George Tenga (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Furaha (Guest) on November 2, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 25, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Aziza (Guest) on September 25, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mhina (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 26, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Zainab (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 25, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 23, 2018
😁 This is gold!
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 18, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Omar (Guest) on June 12, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 30, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2018
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Shukuru (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Rahim (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 28, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
George Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Nahida (Guest) on March 8, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 3, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Jamila (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 6, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2018
😄 You got me!