Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 6, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 8, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on June 4, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Maulid (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Bakari (Guest) on May 14, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 19, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Shamsa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
๐ That punchline!
Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2017
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Biashara (Guest) on November 25, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017
๐ This made my day!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2017
๐ You got me!
Amina (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐