Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
John Malisa (Guest) on December 4, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 20, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Jabir (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 1, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Sumaya (Guest) on October 22, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on October 19, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 15, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Husna (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Masika (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Muslima (Guest) on September 16, 2018
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Mwanais (Guest) on September 12, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on August 23, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 19, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 17, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 2, 2018
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 1, 2018
๐ This is too funny!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 24, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 20, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Mgeni (Guest) on June 20, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2018
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 5, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 30, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2018
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Athumani (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 18, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 3, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Warda (Guest) on February 2, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 21, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ