Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 5, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nashon (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Athumani (Guest) on February 21, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Chum (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Biashara (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Maneno (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 24, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwanais (Guest) on January 11, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 4, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Kheri (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Chum (Guest) on December 24, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Baraka (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Amir (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mustafa (Guest) on November 29, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Shukuru (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mchuma (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Daudi (Guest) on September 19, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rabia (Guest) on September 17, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Ndoto (Guest) on September 7, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Neema (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Zuhura (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 11, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Maida (Guest) on August 2, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Neema (Guest) on July 7, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Shani (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mazrui (Guest) on June 29, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Khadija (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hashim (Guest) on June 18, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Tabu (Guest) on June 13, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on June 12, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Raha (Guest) on June 8, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jabir (Guest) on June 5, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Omar (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 29, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mohamed (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵