Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 6, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 20, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Zakaria (Guest) on December 13, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2018
๐ This joke just made my day!
Mjaka (Guest) on December 5, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 25, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on November 23, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 15, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 14, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Maneno (Guest) on October 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 21, 2018
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Raha (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Baridi (Guest) on September 30, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 23, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 14, 2018
๐ Sharing right away!
Sarafina (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Makame (Guest) on September 3, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on August 26, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 11, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 2, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 2, 2018
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 28, 2018
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Husna (Guest) on June 22, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Umi (Guest) on June 16, 2018
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Zakia (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 6, 2018
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 31, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Hawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 13, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 11, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 15, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on March 30, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Abdillah (Guest) on March 28, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Bakari (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Hashim (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Yusra (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 22, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช