Saidi (Guest) on March 29, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 25, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 11, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 6, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Arifa (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Bakari (Guest) on January 13, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 26, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwanais (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mashaka (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Juma (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 22, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mjaka (Guest) on October 6, 2018

😄 Too good!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Kassim (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 5, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 3, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

James Kimani (Guest) on August 30, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Mgeni (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

John Malisa (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 27, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Hamida (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Daudi (Guest) on July 9, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Khalifa (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Khamis (Guest) on July 7, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mashaka (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on July 6, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Josephine (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Bakari (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on May 28, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Hassan (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 6, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅