Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 15, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Raha (Guest) on November 3, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 1, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 21, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
Khadija (Guest) on October 16, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 18, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Asha (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 10, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2019
😂 So funny!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
David Chacha (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 25, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Leila (Guest) on July 21, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 15, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Rashid (Guest) on July 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 2, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Nassar (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Rashid (Guest) on June 22, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 19, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Chum (Guest) on June 18, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Khadija (Guest) on May 29, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Hawa (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 7, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 7, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Kazija (Guest) on May 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Jaffar (Guest) on April 9, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 26, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 19, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 5, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Yusra (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Kassim (Guest) on February 23, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zuhura (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Khalifa (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪