A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Amir (Guest) on November 18, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 7, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Khalifa (Guest) on November 7, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Muslima (Guest) on November 4, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
John Lissu (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Warda (Guest) on September 28, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 25, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
Fadhila (Guest) on September 20, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 18, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Hamida (Guest) on July 29, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Aziza (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Rubea (Guest) on July 18, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Jamila (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Nashon (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 12, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Halima (Guest) on May 25, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Nassar (Guest) on May 8, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 2, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 20, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Fatuma (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Issa (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Abubakari (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜