Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Life can sometimes feel like a never-ending series of serious moments, but don't fret! Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and it's time to unleash your inner comedian. Whether you're feeling blue or just need a quick pick-me-up, these ten jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and turn any frown upside down. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride of hilarity!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts! Plus, they're always a little too "bonely."
What did the grape say to the elephant?
"Nothing," because grapes can't talk! But the elephant replied, "That's a bunch of sour grapes!"
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! His fellow scarecrows were straw-struck by his talent.
How do you organize a space party?
You "planet" in advance! And don't forget to serve some "jupiter juice" for the aliens.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't "ketchup" with its emotions.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired! It just needed a little support, like the rest of us.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! Because, hey, who needs eyes when you can swim freely, right?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left! They couldn't handle the "heat" of passion for their team anymore.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! We may be made of atoms, but they definitely know how to play tricks on us.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! This frosty fellow knows how to work it out in the cold.
Remember, folks, laughter is contagious, so spread the joy! Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You never know whose day you might brighten. Life is too short to take seriously all the time, so take a moment to indulge in the absurd and let your laughter echo throughout the world. As Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." So, go ahead, get your giggle on!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 22, 2019
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 15, 2019
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 9, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Rahma (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rahma (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 7, 2019
π Iβm saving this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 4, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 14, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 11, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on June 27, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
John Mushi (Guest) on May 30, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 22, 2019
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
George Mallya (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 14, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Nasra (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 14, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Yusra (Guest) on April 13, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 11, 2019
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 24, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Josephine (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 15, 2019
This joke deserves an award! π
Nasra (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 17, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Tambwe (Guest) on February 10, 2019
π This one really got me!
Tabu (Guest) on February 2, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2019
π I need to save this one forever!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 14, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 7, 2019
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Raha (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2019
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 26, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Neema (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2018
π Iβm still laughing!
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Arifa (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 21, 2018
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Zuhura (Guest) on October 17, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬