Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Chiku (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Shamim (Guest) on November 19, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Makame (Guest) on November 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on October 30, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 21, 2020
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Arifa (Guest) on October 15, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 15, 2020
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 14, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Leila (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Selemani (Guest) on September 11, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Chum (Guest) on August 21, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on August 4, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nahida (Guest) on June 26, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on June 7, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Hassan (Guest) on May 31, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 24, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 14, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 8, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Zakia (Guest) on April 23, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Wande (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 29, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Issa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on February 15, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 2, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 4, 2020
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Khalifa (Guest) on January 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 27, 2019
๐ Totally hilarious!
Selemani (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Jamal (Guest) on December 12, 2019
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 5, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ