Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 14, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hashim (Guest) on November 13, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 4, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Nassor (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Fadhila (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mchawi (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mchuma (Guest) on October 17, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Furaha (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 1, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 6, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Rahim (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 28, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Binti (Guest) on June 21, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 7, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2020

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jaffar (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mchuma (Guest) on April 22, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Bahati (Guest) on April 18, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Latifa (Guest) on January 11, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 1, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 22, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!