Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Asha (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 23, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Rashid (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 6, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Ali (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 26, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Baridi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Ahmed (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Leila (Guest) on April 30, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Tambwe (Guest) on April 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 25, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 16, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 12, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Faiza (Guest) on February 19, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 20, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2019
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2019
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Amani (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Umi (Guest) on October 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Rukia (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on October 9, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!