A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ππ΅
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 29, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Safiya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 23, 2020
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 9, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Warda (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Mohamed (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Issack (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 25, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2020
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Chiku (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Issa (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Amina (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Latifa (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Baridi (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Rubea (Guest) on May 20, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Shamim (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2020
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2020
π Iβm still cracking up!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 2, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Mchawi (Guest) on April 30, 2020
π You totally won the internet today!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Mchuma (Guest) on April 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 7, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Makame (Guest) on March 31, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Leila (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Ali (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Mgeni (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mwanais (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Juma (Guest) on February 16, 2020
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ