What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

John Kamande (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 2, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Masika (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Rahma (Guest) on November 29, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 25, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chum (Guest) on November 19, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Khalifa (Guest) on October 21, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Athumani (Guest) on September 16, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Raha (Guest) on September 4, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Yahya (Guest) on August 29, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Arifa (Guest) on August 23, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Jamila (Guest) on August 22, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 6, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Fikiri (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Maneno (Guest) on July 25, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

John Malisa (Guest) on June 25, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Jamal (Guest) on June 25, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Issack (Guest) on June 24, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Habiba (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 8, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Chum (Guest) on April 18, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Sarafina (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 4, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mazrui (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Sumaya (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 21, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 20, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 2, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 9, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉