Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Asha (Guest) on December 15, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

James Mduma (Guest) on November 20, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 18, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 15, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Baraka (Guest) on November 5, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Safiya (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 15, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Asha (Guest) on October 13, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Aziza (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 30, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Josephine (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Abubakari (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rahim (Guest) on July 17, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 9, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 3, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 25, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 27, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Zubeida (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sarafina (Guest) on March 25, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mzee (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fikiri (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 8, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Halima (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 31, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉