Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
John Kamande (Guest) on May 1, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Binti (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Chum (Guest) on March 8, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Zainab (Guest) on February 27, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Hekima (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 12, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on January 28, 2021
😄 You got me!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Jafari (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Husna (Guest) on December 28, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Fadhili (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Amina (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2020
😄 Too good!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Warda (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on November 21, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 10, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 30, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Nassor (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Juma (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 8, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Azima (Guest) on June 19, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
James Mduma (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Halimah (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Halimah (Guest) on May 20, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Amir (Guest) on May 16, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Jamal (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
John Malisa (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦