What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fadhili (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Hamida (Guest) on September 10, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Raha (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 28, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

George Mallya (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 16, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Jamila (Guest) on July 21, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 9, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 24, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Hamida (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Amina (Guest) on May 29, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 27, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rahim (Guest) on May 27, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 13, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 5, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 26, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 23, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nyota (Guest) on April 22, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 4, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 30, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 20, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 18, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Fadhili (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 25, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Athumani (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Kahina (Guest) on February 1, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Maimuna (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Hawa (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 25, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Halima (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Kazija (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Bakari (Guest) on November 2, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 10, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 30, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 23, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 20, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️