An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Kheri (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Daudi (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Issa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Ali (Guest) on October 3, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 2, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 16, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sultan (Guest) on September 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
John Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 14, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mazrui (Guest) on July 19, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Salma (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 29, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Jabir (Guest) on June 18, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Aziza (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Muslima (Guest) on June 8, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 6, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mustafa (Guest) on May 27, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Baraka (Guest) on May 2, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Warda (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 19, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 29, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
John Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 14, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 3, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Daudi (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 28, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 22, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆