Funny Answer: π§ββοΈ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! π»π
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 9, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 26, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Chum (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 14, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Omar (Guest) on October 14, 2020
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 13, 2020
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 1, 2020
π€£ This one got me good!
Rashid (Guest) on August 28, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 21, 2020
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 17, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 4, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 22, 2020
π Rolling on the floor!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 15, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Shamim (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! π
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Aziza (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 22, 2020
π This just made my day!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Zakia (Guest) on May 17, 2020
π This is pure brilliance!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020
π So funny!
Nchi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Kahina (Guest) on May 5, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Khamis (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Mjaka (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 31, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 23, 2020
π€£ This joke is too good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 12, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 5, 2020
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 4, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 3, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Hassan (Guest) on February 28, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 21, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 22, 2019
π Iβm still cracking up!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Hekima (Guest) on December 12, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©