Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 16, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Kheri (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 5, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 4, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 29, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Ali (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mazrui (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 17, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Kazija (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Athumani (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Shani (Guest) on June 6, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Mjaka (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Fadhila (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Sarafina (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Bakari (Guest) on April 6, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
Wande (Guest) on March 22, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rukia (Guest) on March 8, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kiza (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 29, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 31, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 21, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mwanais (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 12, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kazija (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Yusuf (Guest) on December 7, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Sofia (Guest) on November 17, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 9, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 3, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Abdullah (Guest) on October 21, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 14, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 11, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Rubea (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸