What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Saidi (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

James Mduma (Guest) on June 12, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 30, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Ahmed (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Azima (Guest) on May 29, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Tabu (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Asha (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Wande (Guest) on April 23, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Azima (Guest) on April 10, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 6, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Bahati (Guest) on March 31, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Fikiri (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 10, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Amir (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 8, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Raha (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 26, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Biashara (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on January 17, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rahim (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rabia (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 13, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 6, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 2, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 24, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Zainab (Guest) on December 22, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Omari (Guest) on December 5, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 3, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 30, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nassar (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 20, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 19, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Khatib (Guest) on November 1, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 25, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rukia (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️