What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Sofia (Guest) on October 31, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 27, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 24, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Ndoto (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Ali (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 10, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Hashim (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Hassan (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Umi (Guest) on September 15, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Kazija (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Tenga (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 3, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Mchuma (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Sumaya (Guest) on July 12, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Shamsa (Guest) on July 11, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Amina (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Jaffar (Guest) on June 22, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Sharifa (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Maimuna (Guest) on June 16, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Biashara (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 26, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Sofia (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 17, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Kiza (Guest) on May 8, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Sarafina (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 13, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nassor (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

James Kimani (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 20, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Safiya (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 14, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Raha (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Nasra (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Amina (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Abubakari (Guest) on January 21, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 21, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 10, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔