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MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA


baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi, yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu ww inakuuma? lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu kila mtu akae na mamayake. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Abubakar (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 25, 2017

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