Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe
Date: December 25, 2020
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi
PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!
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