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MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?





MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
MCHUNGAJI; "Bia moja bei gani!?
MLEVU; "2500/
MCHUNGAJI; "Ulianza lini kunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Miaka 18 iliyopita!





MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000??
MLEVI; "Ndio!
MCHUNGAJI; "Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!?
MLEVI; "Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!?
MCHUNGAJI; "Uliza!
MLEVI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MCHUNGAJI; "Hapana!
MLEVI; "Nionyeshe Range Rover yako!
MCHUNGAJI; "akasepa"


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