Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Sumaya (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 6, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Zakaria (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

George Tenga (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 2, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 11, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Yusuf (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mhina (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Saidi (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 24, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Issa (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Umi (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 9, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 7, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 15, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nashon (Guest) on January 25, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Zainab (Guest) on January 22, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on January 5, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Ahmed (Guest) on January 3, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sofia (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Hamida (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Wande (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Kahina (Guest) on December 4, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Shani (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Zakaria (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️