Answer: Roll your eyes back; it's a competition! ππ
Explanation: When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, the best way to handle it is with a hilarious comeback! By rolling your eyes back, you're playfully showing that you're not taking it seriously and turning it into a friendly eye-rolling duel. It adds a touch of humor to the situation and diffuses any tension. So, go ahead and unleash your eye-rolling skills, and may the best eye-roller win! πππΌ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2022
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on October 10, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 21, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 28, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 12, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 26, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Rehema (Guest) on July 25, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Fikiri (Guest) on July 8, 2022
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Issa (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 4, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 26, 2022
π Can't stop laughing!
Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 20, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Muslima (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 10, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 9, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Kheri (Guest) on June 9, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2022
π This is too funny!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Mashaka (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Salima (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 22, 2022
π That punchline!
Yahya (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Tabu (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Zuhura (Guest) on March 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Josephine (Guest) on March 1, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Aziza (Guest) on February 27, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Salum (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 3, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Ali (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 10, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ