Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐๐ฅค
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 5, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 2, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Mashaka (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on November 10, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Furaha (Guest) on November 10, 2022
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 27, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Josephine (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 22, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Rahim (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Josephine (Guest) on August 6, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on August 3, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 21, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Jamila (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 5, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on March 17, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 9, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 29, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Amir (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 26, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on December 26, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 25, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Rehema (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Nassar (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐