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Njeri:Β Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga:Β Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis:Β Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga:Β Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man:Β Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga:Β Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali:Β Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga:Β Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man:Β Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:Β Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:Β Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga:Β Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger:Β Shukisha dere.
Makanga:Β Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny:Β Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga:Β Basi shuka upande fridge

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Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 20, 2019

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Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

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Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

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Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

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Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

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Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

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πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

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πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

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