Why was Santa’s helper sad?

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nchi (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Josephine (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Rahim (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 29, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 24, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 19, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Shamsa (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 16, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Yahya (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Abubakar (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Bahati (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 23, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Issa (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Shamim (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sumaya (Guest) on February 24, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 17, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Yahya (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 20, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Issa (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Shamim (Guest) on November 9, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 3, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Maida (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Rashid (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 15, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Abdillah (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 14, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Hekima (Guest) on August 25, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔