Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Latifa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on October 16, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

John Lissu (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Nassor (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Husna (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Abdullah (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 16, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mjaka (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Abubakari (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hawa (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on June 24, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Zainab (Guest) on May 29, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 23, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Issack (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jafari (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Shani (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Neema (Guest) on March 18, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sumaya (Guest) on March 17, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zubeida (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 11, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kheri (Guest) on January 30, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Zulekha (Guest) on December 29, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Issa (Guest) on December 27, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 23, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Fikiri (Guest) on November 18, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 31, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!