A scarecrow's favorite fruit? ๐ค Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! ๐๐พ
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the ๐พ emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Daudi (Guest) on August 10, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on August 3, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Tabu (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 28, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 15, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 15, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 13, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 29, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Nyota (Guest) on June 28, 2023
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 16, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 5, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 22, 2023
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 16, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
John Lissu (Guest) on May 6, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 18, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 11, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on April 8, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2023
๐ This is gold!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 21, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Biashara (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Rabia (Guest) on March 7, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Hassan (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 10, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Nyota (Guest) on February 2, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Daudi (Guest) on January 30, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Jafari (Guest) on January 28, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 6, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on December 12, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Salma (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Bahati (Guest) on December 6, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on December 3, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
George Mallya (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 5, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 24, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 10, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2022
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Halimah (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ