Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 6, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 1, 2023
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 23, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on September 8, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 8, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 28, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2023
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 18, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 14, 2023
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 2, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 1, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 24, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Warda (Guest) on June 24, 2023
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 17, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on June 14, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2023
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 18, 2023
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 6, 2023
๐ You got me!
Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 1, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 30, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 27, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Warda (Guest) on April 10, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Juma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Zainab (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on April 7, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 20, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 6, 2023
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 28, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
David Chacha (Guest) on January 28, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on January 16, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 8, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 7, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 3, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Halimah (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on November 26, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on November 6, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Nasra (Guest) on October 29, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Maimuna (Guest) on September 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต