Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Shamim (Guest) on November 14, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Jamila (Guest) on November 13, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 10, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 23, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Maimuna (Guest) on September 29, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Nasra (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 17, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Mzee (Guest) on August 16, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 11, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 1, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Baridi (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

George Tenga (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 21, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 12, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Rahim (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 2, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 19, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sarafina (Guest) on March 22, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nassar (Guest) on March 17, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Faiza (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mgeni (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Halimah (Guest) on March 4, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 21, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Salum (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

John Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

John Malisa (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 18, 2023

😂 So funny!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mohamed (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 27, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 18, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 4, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

David Chacha (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬