Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! π§ββοΈπ§π
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2023
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Issa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 4, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2023
π Gotta save this!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Khalifa (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Hashim (Guest) on September 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 7, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Nashon (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Chum (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mchuma (Guest) on August 15, 2023
π Nailed it!
Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Mjaka (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2023
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Mashaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 23, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 21, 2023
π I had to share this with everyone!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 25, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2023
π You got me good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 30, 2023
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2023
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 22, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2023
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 25, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Sharifa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Josephine (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 29, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Farida (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Asha (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ