Funny Answer: 🧙♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 2, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Shabani (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 28, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 17, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 13, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Majid (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 30, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 27, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 15, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Yahya (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
James Mduma (Guest) on July 13, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 8, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
James Malima (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Faiza (Guest) on June 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 21, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Makame (Guest) on June 14, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Sarafina (Guest) on June 8, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Issa (Guest) on June 2, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Yahya (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Tabu (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mchuma (Guest) on May 14, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Chiku (Guest) on May 7, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Mjaka (Guest) on April 23, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 9, 2023
😄 You got me good!
Mazrui (Guest) on March 7, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Binti (Guest) on February 27, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Nasra (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 21, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 5, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mgeni (Guest) on January 26, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 1, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 28, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 22, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Leila (Guest) on December 4, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲