How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on September 2, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hassan (Guest) on August 29, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 27, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Latifa (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Saidi (Guest) on August 23, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Issa (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

John Malisa (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ali (Guest) on July 14, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Issack (Guest) on July 4, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 1, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 29, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Wande (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Yusra (Guest) on June 16, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ahmed (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😄 Too good!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Shabani (Guest) on April 25, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 23, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shamsa (Guest) on April 13, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

George Tenga (Guest) on April 12, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Rukia (Guest) on March 26, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 24, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mhina (Guest) on February 28, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 19, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Raha (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Abdillah (Guest) on January 28, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 23, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 17, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 27, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Bakari (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 18, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 2, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Zawadi (Guest) on November 26, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔