Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 4, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 2, 2016
๐ I needed that!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Abdullah (Guest) on December 31, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015
๐ This made my day!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Ali (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Zuhura (Guest) on October 20, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 29, 2015
๐ Totally hilarious!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 19, 2015
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 14, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Nasra (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on July 23, 2015
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 7, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Faiza (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Selemani (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 14, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Masika (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Faiza (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 1, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Amir (Guest) on April 29, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 10, 2015
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐