Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 19, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 9, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Husna (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Ahmed (Guest) on January 15, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Fatuma (Guest) on December 30, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 21, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

George Tenga (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Faiza (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Zulekha (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 16, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Khatib (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 18, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Fikiri (Guest) on September 28, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on September 16, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Jabir (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Sekela (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Maimuna (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mzee (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Masika (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 23, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Hamida (Guest) on July 23, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Sultan (Guest) on July 21, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 18, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Aziza (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 25, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Salima (Guest) on May 12, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Aziza (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Shani (Guest) on March 16, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀