Mwajabu (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maida (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Nassar (Guest) on January 19, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Faiza (Guest) on January 14, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Amani (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 22, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mohamed (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Farida (Guest) on December 5, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Binti (Guest) on December 4, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Wande (Guest) on December 3, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Muslima (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Farida (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 6, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Baridi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Daudi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nasra (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Raha (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Warda (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Farida (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ali (Guest) on August 13, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Muslima (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Bakari (Guest) on July 22, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 16, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Faiza (Guest) on July 9, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Makame (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Tabu (Guest) on June 1, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 16, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 5, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Fadhili (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 29, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 22, 2015

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Sarafina (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 15, 2015

😂 So funny!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ali (Guest) on March 28, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

James Malima (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌