What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 13, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 2, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nassor (Guest) on December 28, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mgeni (Guest) on December 25, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Safiya (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 24, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Halimah (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Salum (Guest) on October 26, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 18, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Asha (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Faiza (Guest) on October 10, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 26, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 2, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 16, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mustafa (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 12, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 4, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Maida (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 15, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shamsa (Guest) on July 14, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Shukuru (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Halima (Guest) on July 11, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rehema (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rubea (Guest) on June 13, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Hashim (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Salima (Guest) on May 22, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on May 17, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Hashim (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nahida (Guest) on April 26, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Majid (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 13, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆